God and Man

A conversation between man and God.. Enjoy :-)
Man: God..
God: Yes..
Man: Can I ask you something?
God: Ofcourse!
Man: What is for you a million years?
God: A second.
Man: And a million dollars?
God: A penny.
Man: God, can you give me a penny?
God: Wait a second.

For Kids Only

The other day, I was talking to few kids and we shared some jokes and riddles. It reminded me of the jokes I used to enjoy as well. Could not help but share few of them here. May I caution you these are for kids only. You may want to answer step by step. I have given answers in comments in case you don't know them :-)
Here you go. Enjoy!




1. How do you get an elephant into the fridge?

2. One boat is carrying 99 people and the boat turns over upside down. How many people survive in the boat?

3 How do you get a giraffe into the fridge?

4. A hen goes near the truck and raises it's hand. Why?

5. The lion, the king of the jungle, decided to have a party. He invited all the animals in the jungle, and they all came except one. Which one?

3 Piece Suit

We were waiting at the Thiruvannamalai resort where Guruji was staying. It was early in the morning. Guruji came out from his cottage - as fresh as a flower. He was adjusting his Angavasthra and remarked with a smile ..." Ha I am wearing a three piece suit. Brahma, Vishnu, Maheshwara - 3 piece :-)"

Phone Fun

Well, I was just about to sleep when this happened. I kept a glass of water by my bed side. I was picking up a book from the side table and before I realized my cell phone fell on the water. The water fell on the carpet and the phone in the water. You get the picture. Concerned I picked up my phone to see if it is still working..the phone made a beep sound and a message appeared.. 'Enhancement Not Supported' :-) I could not stop laughing..so I thought I will take the trouble of getting up from the bed and share this while it is still fresh in my memory. Needless to say its Nokia phone and it is still working just well. I love my Nokia.